But I would look so "bad" if I just called her "lazy"!
As for the "unable to do simple math without a machine", I often have to explain to a store clerk why I am giving them $1.04 for a 79 cent drink. Once they punch it into the register, they realize that I get a quarter in change but....
As for the women's garden clubs in Sewickley, I have commented before that we have twenty of them. If you don't like someone in one club, you start your own and so on, until we have twenty "catty" camps.
I can make wonderful sandwiches, I do house work and laundry (my problem is that I mention that I do all three things, which sometimes is taken the wrong way).